Today I have mostly been napping away the harsh reality of sobriety and secretly swigging mouthfuls from the bottle of vodka in the cupboard.
But it’s okay, it’s Zubrowka Bison Grass vodka - good quality stuff.
Means it’s not pathetic. Obviously.
And I reapplied my makeup beforehand, so I wouldn’t be too much of a dishevelled mess.
Priorities, yeah?
Still tastes appropriately bitter though.
It would be wrong if it didn’t.
EDIT: Drunk+Paranoid+Midnight Walk = Ohmigod, I’m not a mess am I? I don’t look awful do I? Is it obvious that I’m wasted? Am I slurring or walking funny? Why do people keep looking at me!? Stop looking at me!
Repeat until head explodes
Oh, Hello
- Bones
- 24. Self-destructive post-therapy English graduate. Smoker. I swear a lot.
Origami!
Mr Harry Elephanté
Thanks to Elle again :)
Thanks to Elle :)
Thanks to the lovely Liz :)
6 comments:
Are you upset? Don't be. There's always tomorrow.
There's no carbs in vodka, right? At least it's probably much better than the stash of Chartreuse I keep under my bed...
NOM NOM NOM
Bison Grass Vodka sounds infuckingcredible.
xo Eva
It's the green Chartreuse that claims it was made by French monks, and only 3 monks at a time know the super secret recipe. :/
I love it - it tastes like a pine forest on fire.
They cut of CM Punk's hair?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I love him!! Even with his gay little shorts and the whole "straight edge" thing... He's not quite Jeff H., but I thought he was pretty delish.
Heh. I keep Vodka in my cupboard too. It's like, five months old though. :S
You sound like me when I'm drunk. I am the most paranoid drunk EVER.
Am I the only one who stores her Vodka in the freezer?
I often TRY to chill my wine and beer in the freezer too, but that often has explosive consequences.
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