My first abusive commenter, how exciting.
I must confess I am QUITE disappointed that they didn’t have the testicular fortitude to provide me with their name – by the way dear, thanks ‘Anonymous’, for showing me how brave you really are by not even allowing me to see your online pseudonym so that I might provide you with a reply to your ahem, intelligent, witty and above all else constructive criticisms. I mean, this way I won’t even have the meagre satisfaction and amusement of knowing that you’ll read this. Very inconsiderate.
Nevertheless, I’ll be methodical, as GOD I wouldn’t want to leave any of your queries or comments unanswered, would I? However, I AM going to be lovely and not point out the grammatical errors.
Firstly, yes, I do indeed think I look ‘fat as fuck’, as you so eloquently put it, in those photos. That’s why I’m starving myself. Have you never met anyone with an ED? That much should be obvious, even to you. The number of skinnier girls finding me disgusting is also completely fucking irrelevant – I find myself disgusting, and have thought so many worse things about myself that your pathetic attempt, at what I presume was intended to be ‘getting under my skin’, is honestly laughable. I’ll repeat myself, just so I’m extra clear; that’s why I’m starving myself. Idiot.
As for your pizza-related comment – if you’d cast your eye to the right, towards my Skinny Pact sidebar, prior to commenting, you would have noticed that I have an (almost) daily recount of my eating habits. At no point has pizza featured. I can’t remember the last time I ate pizza, let alone digested it. Don’t be silly now.
Yeah, on my blog, I’m pretty fucking offensive. And judgemental. And crude. And all sorts of other things. I’m a bitch. I’m aware of that, it works for me. But do you know what else I am? I’m funny with it. There lies the integral difference between us (well, apart from the fact that I keep my vitriol confined to my blog, rather than spewing it at strangers unprovoked); your comments were banal. In fact, I was disappointed that my FIRST EVER flamer seemed so fabulously fucking stupid.
Aaaaaand finally, surprisingly enough, I DO know I need to lose thirty pounds. That’s why my UGW is almost EXACTLY thirty pounds lighter than I am currently. And as for the hummus – yes, I did need it, I have a deficiency. I have a note from my doctor confirming this, it’s very cruel of you to draw further attention to my ‘unfortunate’ addiction.
I apologise if I have failed to express myself monosyllabically enough for you to understand, it’s just that I have such trouble lowering myself. As a flamer, you barely even rate as a 3/10. Try harder next time and have a fucking lovely day.
If anyone else fancies giving flaming me a go, by all means, be my guest. Not only could I do with the amusement, I do so enjoy flexing my literary and bitchy muscles at the same time.
x
EDIT: The flaming comments are on older posts, so here are the links to them for reference purposes: ONE TWO
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6 comments:
I LOVE IT!!! Reading this just made my day. Girl you rock. You are going to reach your goal weight. That bitch can suck it. your doing so awesome. HAHA I can't get over how great this post is!!!
Where's the original comment? Just for reference...
Nice comeback though.
You, my dear, are one hard-ass bitch. I LIKE IT! Well-fucking-done! I read the comments this person made and it annoyed me to no end that she didn't even have the intelligence to use proper grammar.
thanks for replying with such rigor and effort =) my job is done here
on to another blog so they can dedicate posts to me and waste energy while i type 1 second meaningless comments
welcome to the playground called the internet
were grammar dont mean sheeeeeeeet
+1 for the trolls
Hahaha :) This made my day! Hilarious.
Oh my fucking God I can't even express how enraged this ignorant fuck's comments made me.
I absolutely frigging worship you. The fact that you are so strong in the face of criticism, unfounded and ridiculous though it may be amazes me. Me? I'd crumble. For this reason, I have my settings so that anonymous comments can't be left. God knows how many abusive comments I would have generated by now. I am well aware I'm a fucking hypocrite and a joke.
The thing is, like I say, we are well aware of our limitations, our idiosyncrosies, hypocrisies and general failings. We freely acknowledge them. We are fully cognitive that often we are full of bullshit, and that much of what we come out with is the mere expression of a much needed sense of humour in the face of significant life difficulties. For anonymous bloggers to criticise is just bullshit, to put it simply. Especially when said commenter criticises your approach to eating and dieting? Wtf?? What, may I ask, are you doing scouring these blogs and anonymously commenting if you yourself do not have issues? Anonymous flaming is the sign of much greater issues and cause for critique than people like yourself's honest attempts to work through their struggles in a community of (generally) supportive strangers.
I don't know what sick pleasure these flamers get out of trying to bring other people down but it doesn't take a psychoanalyst to work out it's a pretty major sign of personal issues with themselves. Deal with this shit yourself instead of bringing others down with you, I say.
Rant over.
Seriously though, you're my hero. You are worth so much more than these jealous, ignorant fucks. Your eloquence and panache in your response also makes me fucking love you. I savour every word.
<3
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